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Arlo Parks + (lots of) beluga whales

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Dear bots,  I know it's been a while and I'm sure you haven't missed me. Why? Because 2020 sucked and you have better things to do. It is my sincere hope that my 10 faithful bots did those things successfully, if not with passion.  Some positive updates:   $$$ Got a maybe/possibly/probably job at a stained glass studio to accompany my other three jobs. I work with an old man named Del who likes to talk about himself. Del is a go-getter Navy pilot with an undefined (though ostensibly large) amount of stained glass experience. My interview lasted 10 minutes.  D: "Can you cut glass?" B: "I sure hope so." D: "Cut this * draws squiggly line*" B: *proceeds to cut glass, would give me a 5/10* D: *offers feedback* And the whole ordeal cycled one more time. Then he asked the usual questions like what days can you work, what is your ideal wage, blah blah blah. And for the next 4.5 hours, I cleaned his dusty shelves and unpacked a crate of items, and asse...