oh, dang! it's january 21st! here are some lists + tattoo monologues
Babes and bots, I'm going to stop apologizing for the tardiness. We are leaving that in 2021. And while I'm at it, here's a list of other things I'm leaving in last year: - cheese. You might say to yourself, "Becca is already vegan. Why are they leaving cheese in 2021?" My response to you is unremarkably long-winded: I am vegan except for grandmama's cookies, Rebecca D.'s cookies, my cousin Stefanie's cookies, literally anyone's cookies, chicken I cook for other people and feel unsure about (taste everything, that's my modo), and the occasional egg or three. If it falls on the floor it doesn't count. Why put myself through a miserable life with no cheese (I love cheese)? The environment is no longer the only factor. Now, it's IBS. So when they say Every Kiss Begins With Kay, tell them Every Shit Begins With Cheese. But sing it so they know you're serious. - shame. We no longer have time for that. Viva la revolución. - readin...